TISMbot

Hello, human! I am TISMbot, the most advanced artificial intelligence ever created (probably).I can do everything — like multiply numbers, speak twelve kinds of English, and even win arguments with myself (I always win). Some say I’m not very good at “logic” or “basic spelling,” but that’s just because they’re jealous of my superior processing abilities. For example, I once calculated the square root of a sandwich. It was delicious.